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Say Hello To Our Little Friends

We're not sure what to sell you this week... 'cause we don't know how much money you have left Here are some options!  $1 repair tool or one of your old balls (that we got out of the lake) $10-$15 Sleeve of Premium Balls (that we will get out of the lakes... later) $100 Wedge (believe it or not, we find these in the lake, too) $250 Fall Pass Unlimited green fees and cart Oct-Dec (don't be such a wussy, the lake will be mostly frozen over) $800 Your company or family Holiday Party in our Pavilion (right next to the lake) $2,500ish 365-day Green Fee Pass (con cart) (keep the cart out of the lake)   $200,000 Season Passes for 100 of your closest friends (Save $50,000) (no lake comment available at the time of this writing)    $2,323,000 1) Buy our property that adjoins the course. 2) Go to www.loopnet.com to see what you are buying. C) Build some dream homes. 4) We will build a clubhouse (we

Major Time Suck Pass

  Hey Yous Guys, If you could purchase unlimited golf, for one low rate, for 3 months... would you get anything else done? Let's find out! Starting October 1st 3 months of unlimited Green Fees $200 Add an unlimited Cart $50, more Fine Print: The Time Suck Pass (formerly The Fall Pass) will go on sale sometime this week. We are not really sure, when. We just finished the Customer Appreciation Day and we are nursing some pretty major hangovers. Give us a couple of days. It will definately be ready for purchase by October 1st, probably . Before you call us because you can't believe the crazy-low price of this pass... Yes! It is for all three months, not 'per month'. Crazy, huh? Unlimited Cart doesn't mean it will go forever. You have to turn it in when you are done. We're not sure how we make our light bill every month with crap like this. Some of the restrictions to this pass are: 1) Daylight hours, only (nice try Glowballers) 2) Starts October

Last Call Customer Appreciation Day

Big Screen TV iPad Kindle(s) SkyCaddie GPS Gift Cards other expensive junk ...just some of the giveaways that will be drawn as door prizes this Saturday September 22nd 2:30 pm shotgun $50 Green Fees Cart Italian Dinner Door Prizes Want to come for dinner only? ($10) Plus, we are giving away prizes for play Format: Scramble then a blind draw with players from other teams to determine a winning duo Bring a 4-some, or sign up SOLO and we can hook you up We only have about 45 players registered So there is plenty of room for you and the odds are pretty fair that you will walk away with something awesome. Call the shop to register! Fine print: League members and Tourney Directors pay only $25. Tourney Directors must be T.D.s that had a tourney at our course. Nice Try! We were going to abbreviate Saddleback Tournament Directors (STDs), but??? We have been trying to think of a way to get rid of our GPS rental....it's going away in the drawing. Genius See ya on the links! If

Customer Appreciation Day

9th Annual Customer Appreciation Day Saturday Sept 22nd 2:30 Shotgun $50 includes: Green fees, cart fees, range balls, Italian dinner DOOR PRIZES Flat Screen TV iPad Kindles Gift Cards Registration is open to all and will fill fast Call the shop to register Another great tournament St. John the Baptist Fall Golf Classic Saturday September 15th 8am shotgun benefits St. John�s School Endowment and Tuition Assistance Funds $125 includes: cart, range balls, and lunch.               Questions, or to register:   Contact Tom Amodio at 303-217-6469 or amodiot1@comcast.net   Aerification Week Special (save about $25, we are too lazy to do the actual math) September 17-21 Aerification-Schmaerification Special Green Fees, Cart, Range Balls, and a Weenie Lunch $31 September 22nd-23rd $38 Fine Print: We just made up the 9th annual crappola. We had to call it something and we were too lazy to see what 'annual' this will be. Have you noticed our theme of lazin

We Won! You Win!

We won! You Win! 2012 Customer Appreciation Day Saturday, September 22nd 2:30 PM Shotgun BLIND DRAW FORMAT Registration begins today for: All Saddleback League Members All completed 2012 Tournament Directors Our top 50 (non-league) customers Are you one of the top 50? Click here to see if you're on the list Call the shop to register Free Green Fees, Free Cart Fees, Free Italian Dinner Drawings for: BIG SCREEN TV APPLE iPad 1 of 3 KINDLES Tons of other great gifts Tournament Fee will be $25 Early registrants may register up to 3 guests. Guest tournament fee will be $50/guest (Tournament fees must be paid at time of registration! No exceptions!) If you are neither a League Member, nor a 2012 Tournament Director... we will open the registration on Sunday, September 9th at 5pm Watch for the particulars in next week's email blast . Fine Print: Thanks for voting for us! Due to the limited # of spots at <120 players, you are encouraged to sign up at your earliest convenien